Nevermind my Aunt Jenna, she’lle be telling us bednight stories tommorow.
And when you don’t understand one of the words that emit from her dated pie-hole….
You must’nt’t’nt’t.
You must’nt’t’nt’t.
You must’nt’t’nt’t
You must’nt’t’nt’t ask her what it means.
FOR IN THE BACK DAY or BACK FOR DAY THE IN or BACK IN THE DAY.
They had a little thing called Rhinoceros Day.
An elefant or elephant disguised as a Rhino would come to the circus and his name was Suoreconihr Yad. He came from Egypt or Tpyge.

Then he asked people random questions---the same questions---every year.

I missed the “for”-“four”
I missed the people.
I miss the people---you people want to kill the tradition.


THE RHINOCERAS DAY CODA

JOE
I’m a real man.
I drive a chevy pick-up truck.
I get drunk every night.
I live in a dirty trailer.
I smoke ciggerettes.
I go to strip bars.
I have a mullet.
I hate homosexuals.
I think that the U.S. army rocks.
I beat the shit our of my wife.
I’m a real man.
I think Rhinoceros day is fucked up and gay






WENDY
I’m a disabled person.
I deserve more respect than you do.
I am at the top of this list of priorities.
I idolize Christopher Reeves.
I know what it’s like to be truly miserable.
I am miserable.
I am proud of who I am.
I think I speak for all persons who have a physical or mental impairment.
I like what Rhinoceros day is about.


PETER
I am lonely and estranged
I am the sensitive artist who thinks that everyone hates him.
I drink earl-gray tea.
I have had the same shoes for three years.
I have something to say. Nevermind. You won’t listen.
I feel overly sorry for myself.